jeff

jeff
1. (Jeff) (3261↑, 1372↓)
a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)

DAMN BITCH\! Jeff is so fine

Author: 123456princessbabieeee http://jeff.urbanup.com/2837663
2. (Jeff) (2078↑, 837↓)
A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves. Someone with a fantastic everything. Everyone's best friend. A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods. This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds. Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair. Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.

"Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."

Author: ksaytdrnienya http://jeff.urbanup.com/3190279
3. (jeff) (1243↑, 575↓)
someone who is skilled. He just has it.

dude, it's jeff ...whoa nice

4. (jeff) (806↑, 479↓)
somebody who has just got what u need. A jeff is somebody who knows what it's about.

Dude, it's jeff. ...yea, nicccee.

5. (jeff) (651↑, 434↓)
The correct spelling of Geoff.

G'day Jeff\! How you doing mate? No problems Jeff - have a good one mate.

Author: AdrianBourke http://jeff.urbanup.com/1893736
6. (jeff) (746↑, 532↓)
A really good, and positive thing\!

Wow. Today is such a Jeff.

7. (Jeff) (411↑, 274↓)
A wonderful, cool, athletic boy who is best friends with everybody and has great knowledge of everything in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, A wonderful name for a boy.

Author: Future Superstar http://jeff.urbanup.com/3664653
8. (jeff) (227↑, 162↓)
someone who is skilled. He just has it.

dude, it's jeff ...whoa nice

9. (Jeff) (232↑, 168↓)
A "creature" who's power cannot be matched. Strongest and smartest thing on this planet, leader of the winners.

Ill get jeff on justins ass

Author: Young freeze http://jeff.urbanup.com/3953465
10. (Jeff) (105↑, 73↓)
Award-winning athlete and Ginger Fox. Great at everything he does.

'Jeff smoked those losers in the last race\!'

11. (jeff) (824↑, 800↓)
Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.

haha he jeffed himself when his dad walked in

12. (jeff) (33↑, 9↓)
Jeff is someone who you will fall deeply in love with. Mostly a great guy with an awesome personality and who only cares about you. Jeff is sweet, smart, funny, and very handsome. Just never let go of a Jeff once you have one, because it will be the worst mistake in your life. All the girls would call you bad names and try to pull you guys apart only because they know your love is better than anything they've ever had. ---unless you are an UNLUCKY Jeff. Sorry):

Person A: "Hey girl. I'm going out with Jeff\! Person B: "Oh my god\! Congrats girl\! Keep him, I know all the girls want him..."

Author: TwistedKeeper http://jeff.urbanup.com/6109369
13. (Jeff) (41↑, 17↓)
A skeeza and a pleasa. Has the biggest schlong, dinga dong, kinga kong (if ya know what I mean).

I was minding my business as usual when all of a sudden I was slapped in the face by the salami of a Jeff. A nice surprise ;)

Author: clever bastard http://jeff.urbanup.com/6034874
14. (Jeff) (30↑, 13↓)
One of the coolest people you'll meet\! Super silly and witty. Jeff will always put a smile on your face. He's one hell of a dancer and knows how to partay too\! A total "people person". He's got a gang of friends and everywhere he goes people recognize him, bow down in worship and kiss his feet. He's just that cool. Jeff also possesses amazing artistic skills and is likely into dub-step music and hip-hop. He's incredibly charming and will cast his spell on you. Dude's got a few tricks up his sleeves. Fa sho. ;)

"That dude is totes magical\! He must be a Jeff."

15. (jeff) (11↑, 3↓)
an amazing person who plays guitar, likes alternative rock, and most likely sports a faux-hawk. He is probably athletic and muscular. And tall.

joseph:Hey man did you hear about jeff? anthony:Him? he gets all the bitches\! joseph:I wish I was more like jeff.

Author: glassesandglitter http://jeff.urbanup.com/6135300
16. (Jeff) (71↑, 63↓)
The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit\!"

Man, I gotta take a [Jeff]\! Have you seen the boss? He's been [Jeffing] all morning.

17. (Jeff) (56↑, 50↓)
A particularly stinky gaseous emission, deadly if inhaled for my the a second or two.

Did someone fart?. OMG, it's a JEFF\!

Author: Not your wife http://jeff.urbanup.com/5432707
18. (Jeff) (8↑, 3↓)
A highly intelligent, very outgoing individual with overwhelming wit and charm. A Jeff has the ability to humble you with praise and love then instantly turn and smack you off the pedestal he has placed you on. He is unsure of himself and everyone else, does not trust, does not believe, and is not easily loved. A Jeff is constantly tormented by his insecurities. A Jeff needs a very patient, strong and passionate partner, one who realizes while there may be times to take a few steps away, it is not necessary to turn and shoot. If a Jeff manages to to come to terms with his own true worthiness, the partner of a Jeff will likely be rewarded for their patience and perseverance with unconditional love and undying devotion.

The Jeffness of it all is exhausting.

Author: TheFutureMrs.Brewer http://jeff.urbanup.com/6220791
19. (Jeff) (9↑, 4↓)
The absolute coolest dude. Usually had brown hair and freckles but he's still the coolest. He just has it.

Person 1: Aw, look it's Jeff. Person 2: He's totally a cool dude.

Author: thepersonwhorocks http://jeff.urbanup.com/6155997
20. (Jeff) (14↑, 11↓)
Jeff is a caring soul, yes indeedy. He thinks he has tricks up his sleeve, but doesn't realize she had tricks he'd never seen before.

Don't y'all worry, Jeff was paid back 10 fold for everything he's ever done. For some odd reason, he keeps coming back for more though, ugh\! I can only bitch slap him so many times...I think he secretly likes it. Sick bastard.

Author: p'dofftittytat http://jeff.urbanup.com/6111372
21. (jeff) (17↑, 14↓)
a term to replace the word f**k. can be used in the context of jeffing, jeffed up, jeffed over, jefficated, or jeff.

you have to be jeffing me\! thats so jeffed up\! ...I just got jeffed over.

Author: cool.beans.bro. http://jeff.urbanup.com/6049262
22. (jeff) (19↑, 19↓)
a short stubby kid that suprisingly has a huge cock and is great at sex

jeff is great at sex cuz of his huge shaft

Author: cock in ur face http://jeff.urbanup.com/5928208
23. (Jeff) (14↑, 15↓)
Jeff will be whoever you want him to be and pretend to love you as long as you pull out your wallet often. He'll will always have [hooker breath].

Person A: Did you see Jeff's girlfriend\! As in current girlfriend? Person B: Oh my gaw, yes\! Person A: He has definately [downgraded] with a capital D\! Person B: She must pull out her wallet often...

Author: fatgirlsneed\<3too http://jeff.urbanup.com/6114069
24. (Jeff) (31↑, 32↓)
someone that is great at mind games, loves to manipulate the people around him and use them for a greater purpose than what they think.. usually not a good purpose either. Attractive enough to reel you in, and smooth talking enough not to let you get away until it's too late. Leaves you as damaged goods

Jeff was great at hiding his real plans from the ones around him. Jeff is smiling in the back of his mind, because he knows that his prey will not escape.

25. (jeff) (1↑, 3↓)
a long, white, skinny cigarette

person \#1: I need a joe\! person \#2: do you mean you need a jeff? \#1: shut up

26. (Jeff) (84↑, 87↓)
Every single man named jeff is a complete asshole. without a doubt. there has been so many jeffs that i know and they are all dicks. fuck em all. dont ever go near one, or he might break your heart, or cheat on you, or maybe even kill you. they are fucking insane. FUCK JEFF'S. Oh and by the way they are all fucking whores.

wow, jeff just cheated on me. i hate him so much.

27. (Jeff) (151↑, 154↓)
A Jeff is always considered as "The World's Greatest Thing Alive" Jeff's love to drink and have a good time, they have girl's lining up from all over the world, No matter what a Jeff does it is always considered cool and sexy. Nothing in the world beat's what a Jeff can bring into the bedroom and that's a big penis and all night sex. If you ever want a Jeff in your life you need to look very carefully because they are of a rare breed and there is only so many alive, if u ever manage to either be friend's with a Jeff your life will never be the same and you will never regret having him in your life.

[Jeff]

28. (Jeff) (71↑, 80↓)
Total loser, He sends text messages asking if you like his morning wood. He doesnt realize his penis is as small as his braiin. Also is completely homophobic.

Dude, Jeff, your not cool, stop trying to be... and put a shirt on, you look like a woman.

Author: I MAKE WAFFLEZ http://jeff.urbanup.com/5366009
29. (Jeff) (68↑, 79↓)
A term used to describe a complete loser. A "Jeff" could be someone who wears cheap or tacky clothes, someone who is socially awkward, a loner, or just a complete asshole. Jeff can also be interpreted as a more specific version of [krog].

hey check out that jeff over there with the roller-backpack and Obama t-shirt

30. (jeff) (35↑, 50↓)
a nice guy that loves to shower girls with gifts and act like a gentleman. he plays sports and drives a nice car.

damn you're lucky, your boyfriend is a "jeff"

31. (Jeff) (15↑, 35↓)
One who has sexual intercourse with pandas and little girls. Is also known as pedobear.

*scoffs* That Jeff is at it again... Hey\! Get that girl away from him\! She's underage\!

Author: midnightfoxkovu http://jeff.urbanup.com/5788422
32. (Jeff) (5↑, 29↓)
A rather strange man, who changes his car every two days, has a jordan meter, is old, likes younger women, parties on the weekend, attends church every sunday, wears a blue raincoat with everything, and says girls names weird. He also loves someone named kirsten.

Person 1: Have you seen jeff today\!? Person 2: Yeah, hes talking to kirsten. Person 1: Okay thanks.

Author: Ella Hierton http://jeff.urbanup.com/5886745
33. (jeff) (9↑, 42↓)
A pussy who usually plays hockey and usually uses the number 30 or 31. Also likes it up the ass and licks other mens assholes.and usually bleaches his hair. Wet willy\!\!\!\!

Jeff is so gay he is such a pussy he is a bender and where's a black helment and uses blue pads

Author: henry stachecki http://jeff.urbanup.com/5720416
34. (Jeff) (24↑, 58↓)
A lazy teacher who loses assignments and like men and ice cream.....at the same time

He is very queer hes always jeffing around

Author: icantbeleiveitsnotbutter http://jeff.urbanup.com/5343056
35. (Jeff) (49↑, 96↓)
A unit of weight, of 500 pounds. Used in the calibration of scales.

This platform scale has a capacity of 1000 pounds, so we will have to use two jeff's to calibrate it.

36. (Jeff) (145↑, 208↓)
Jeffing is when you fall on the floor and crawl around when you are drunk.

Dude, Jessica was totally Jeffing last night at Josh's house.

Author: Charlie Yayo http://jeff.urbanup.com/3194408
37. (Jeff) (67↑, 140↓)
Psycho

i met this guy named jeff and he turned all psycho

38. (Jeff) (17↑, 94↓)
v. the art of forgetting to put up an away message on AIM an leaving the computer.

Nikki pulled a Jeff when she went to have dinner

Author: Oswald Cobblepot With Bricks http://jeff.urbanup.com/3721498
39. (Jeff) (48↑, 128↓)
Is sometimes referred to as "Mr. Jeff". Very strange man who tends to speak in third person at times. Has a voice like the lion from The Wizard of Oz. Red faced, pudgy, talks aaaaall the time. Creeeeeeeepy.

My dad said I can't be around Jeff alone. Hey, that man over there, Jeff, is so freaking weird. Mr. Jeff needs to shave his face and work out.

Author: The Chick in the Grey Shirt http://jeff.urbanup.com/4051717
40. (jeff) (43↑, 125↓)
Refering to or pertaining to "Jeff", whose very name is a vulgarity in the real sense of the word.

Go jeff yourself. Jeff off. You're such a jeffer. You guys are a bunch of jeffers. I can't jeffing believe this\!

41. (jeff) (42↑, 127↓)
vomit

Pass the pail. I think I'm gonna jeff\!

42. (jeff) (25↑, 110↓)
the name given to asian people male or female, due to "jeff" the purple wiggle, he's of asian decent

damn jeffs get the fuck off the road

43. (Jeff) (34↑, 120↓)
Jeff is a person who is very asian in evry single way you can think. POOr is the best word to describe a jeff. Jeffs also love to eat lylidale chicken and they mostly all work at kfc because they love chicken so damn much and also rice. One may also fail his driving test because he needs to wear glasses.

-yo look at jeff -who, that guy eating lilydale chicken?

Author: ass asdoihasjdnasd http://jeff.urbanup.com/3927591
44. (Jeff) (96↑, 182↓)
1: (noun) An endearing but slightly moronic person. A waste of space, but in a nice way. 2: (verb) To waste time, to Jeff.

1: Rachel is a big jeff. 2: Rachel spends most of her time jeffing around to the sound of radio 4

45. (Jeff) (46↑, 133↓)
A digusting, fat, old guy that lives in the hanger of an airport and has a buttoned down shirt with chest hair popping out. he also wears a gold chain that tends to be entangled in the mass of hair. he tends to suck on cigars and smell like a musty, old plane.

There is no f***ing way that I'm flying with Jeff today\!

Author: Sugar_Z_Lips http://jeff.urbanup.com/4123699
46. (Jeff) (36↑, 123↓)
the whitest black man ever with a micromini penis

look at that black guy over there oh wait its Jeff who can't play basketball.

47. (JEFF) (51↑, 139↓)
Jolly Ellephant Fucking Faggot

He is such a jeff...

Author: Matt the Great http://jeff.urbanup.com/1282062
48. (jeff) (96↑, 186↓)
To take a very vulgar and gross smelling shit.

"Hey guys, come check out this JEFF i just took\!\!\!\!"

Author: thomas andrew http://jeff.urbanup.com/2840730
49. (Jeff) (59↑, 150↓)
A word used to describe the kind of man that smokes Doral full flavor, drives a beat-up vehicle (of any make, model), has mullet or just jeff hair, beats his wife, smokes ciggs all the time, kicks his pigs, and drinks 24 packs of Busch Light for breakfast. Usually ends up in jail or fucking dead

Chris: "Look at that Jeff looking guy over there" Mike: "Oh Shit, better run like fucking hell\!"

Author: The Bangkok Project http://jeff.urbanup.com/2759693
50. (Jeff) (35↑, 128↓)
when something is really gay, or referencing a gay person.

Yo, that Rangers game was so Jeff. You know that faggot billy down the street? Yeah, that bitch is so Jeff.

51. (jeff) (55↑, 153↓)
1.When boiling chicken bones for use in stock, the fatty greasy inedible scum and filth that rises to the surface and must be skimmed off and discarded. 2. A homophobic male who stalks women he's never met and obsessively accuses their boyfriends of being gay.

1. Skim the jeff off the top when it cools. 2. For god's sake don't answer that email\! He's a total jeff\!

52. (jeff) (72↑, 172↓)
an extremely small kid always looks 3-4 years younger than actual age

dam that nigga is so jeff

Author: UnOhEbRePpInDaT 5 6 http://jeff.urbanup.com/2780423
53. (Jeff) (105↑, 294↓)
Jeff is a racist term used to describe members of the Asian community, The Term Jeff was founded imaginativly from the wiggles in which the Asian ones name is Jeff.

1. Fkn Jeff is tryin 2 rip me off 2. Im sorrounded by Jeffs/Jeffies 3. Shut up you fukin Jeff

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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